GosuNoob Video Game Reviews
PowerWash Simulator Review – Tension Reliever
Most of the “simulator “games that pop up like fungus these days are simple cash grabs, developed in bulk in eastern Europe. They usually try to put a gamey twist on the mundane labor, counting on impulse purchases from bored teenagers in Germany. Sometimes they sell really well (Gas Station Simulator), but they quietly pass…
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Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes Review – Musou Extraordinaire
Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes is an alternate-timeline spin-off to Fire Emblem: Three Houses (2019). It uses hack and slash combat mechanics similar to other…
Raft Review – Waterworld
It would be easy to dismiss Raft as a poor man’s Subnautica. Both games are first-person survival adventures at sea, but Raft mostly happens on…
The Centennial Case: A Shijima Story Review – A Ceremony of Murders
We can say many things about Japanese storytelling, but one is for sure: from the Western perspective, it is different. And it is not only…
Starship Troopers: Terran Command Review – The Only Good Bug…
Paul Verhoeven’s big-screen adaptation of Starship Troopers, a famous Sci-Fi novel by Robert Heinlein, has left a deep footprint in the late XX century movie…
Card Shark Review – Full House
As the years go by, it becomes evident that the video game medium is maturing in the same way movies have evolved. Real innovation becomes…
Diablo Immortal Preview – Strong Feelings Guaranteed
Diablo Immortal is the game people love to hate. The sweet irony is that a solid majority of those haters will end up playing it….
V Rising Preview – Carpe Noctem
A year and a half after Valheim entered early access on Steam, it’s time for another survival game to conquer its charts by storm. V…
Sniper Elite 5 Review – The Best One Yet
Sniper Elite games have evolved pretty neatly since the series’ inception in 2005. The most significant upgrade came with Sniper Elite 4 (2017), turning the…
Evil Dead: The Game Review – If Chins Could Kill
Putting the failures like Evolve aside, most asymmetric multiplayer action games present a long-term success story. Years after release, Left4Dead 1 and 2, Dead by…
Galactic Civilizations 4 Review – The Old Guard
For most people familiar with 4X space games, Galactic Civilizations 4 represents a trek back in time. Stardock entertainment developed the core idea in 2006….
Warhammer 40,000: Chaos Gate – Daemonhunters Review – Feels Wrong
Eighty percent of the Warhammer 40K product reviews begin with some cringy variation of „In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only…
Dune: Spice Wars Preview – It Must Flow
One of the best Sci-fi novels of the last century inspired one of the best strategy games in the early nineties and probably the single…
Kaiju Wars Review – Movie Monsters
If your mental well-being suffers from the absence of neon-punk retro tactical extravaganza involving giant movie monsters, Kaiju Wars is here to help. Non-trademarked equivalents…
Lego Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga Review – One with the Force
Lego Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga is the biggest and arguably the best title in the thirty-plus-year history of Lego games. It represents significant progress…
Weird West Review – Ghost Riders in the Sky
Fantasy in the wild western frontier, as a pulp-cultural concept, has existed in some form since the late thirties. Numerous old comics, novels, TV series,…
The House of the Dead: Remake Review – Pulp Fiction
Picking up The House of the Dead: Remake, I allowed myself a short trip down the memory lane. Together with Resident Evil, The House of…
Kirby and the Forgotten Land Review – Now in Glorious 3D!
A sign of the shitty times we live in is that even Kirby went post-apocalyptic. That’s right, cute pink blob from countless games dating back…
Ghostwire: Tokyo Review – Black Hole Sun
In the post-war, apocalypse-themed Japanese fiction, Tokyo, the New York of the east, usually ends up obliterated by towering Kaiju. In Ghostwire: Tokyo, however, the…
Tunic Review – Fox’s Awakening
The best way to describe Tunic would be a cute mixture of The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening and bits and pieces borrowed from the…